Shayari Bazar

Banta: I`m going to become a lion tamer Santa: That`s crazy you don`t know nothing about no lion taming Banta: Yes I do Santa: Well OK answer me this When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting what you gonna do? Banta: I`ll take that big chair they all carry and I`ll stick it in his face until he backs down Santa: Well what if the lion takes that big paw and hooks the chair with them big claws and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then? Banta: I`ll take that whip they all carry and I`ll whip him and whip him until he backs down Santa: Well what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth and bites it in two? What you gonna do then? Banta: I`ll take that gun they all carry and shoot him Santa: Well what if that gun doesn`t work? What will you do then? Banta: I`ll pick up some of the shit that`s on the bottom of the cage and I throw it in his eyes and I run out of the cage Santa: Well what if there ain`t no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then? Banta: You ain`t thinkin` none to clear - cause if that lion comes at me and he throws the chair out of the cage and he bites the whip in two and my gun don`t work there`s going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage You can bet on that